7 Ways To Crack The Shy Guy + 72 Funny Jokes By Beautiful Women
Plus: 10 Things He’s Thinking When You’re Naked, How To Pick Up Women At The Grocery Store, 20 Things No One Ever Told You About Sex
Women and Men Sext For Different Reasons, Says Science
I’m no scientist, I’m just a primal sexter who wants to show off her boobs for male attention.
This Penis Painting Is Making Everyone Go Crazy + Why You’re Not Married Yet
Plus: 7 Signs You’re Dating A Criminal, Man Sues Ex-Fiance After She Breaks Off Engagement, “My Boss Caught Me Masturbating And Now He Won’t Stop Flirting”
Here’s How Much a Wedding REALLY Costs: Two Line-by-Line Budgets from 1987 vs 2011
You really don’t want to know how much the average Manhattan wedding costs.
20 WTF Engagement Photos
I love it when my boyfriend grabs my ankle and pulls it up to an uncomfortable and awkward angle when i’m jumping around near lakes.
4 “Romantic” Gifts I Would Rather Buy For Myself
I sure as sh*t am not going to sit around during peony season waiting for some dude to buy them for me.
The 25 Weirdest Places People Have Had Sex + 7 Reasons You Might Get Dumped
Plus: If Gmail Was Your Boyfriend and The 10 Most Original Cocktails
Vocab Lessons: A “European” Marriage
Do Americans make too big a deal out of cheating?
20 Ways To Tell You’re Banging A Hipster
This list will let you know if you should be exercising your hand job muscles or if you need to pick up some Fruit Loops for your post-coital snack.
How to Stop Sucking at Girls: An Excerpt
Justin Halpern, the author of “Shit My Dad Says,” has a new book out: “I Suck At Girls,” a novel about, well, sucking at girls. Ask Men has published an excerpt, and it’s pretty funny.
The Dumbest Post-Date Email Ever + Crazy (Sorta Hot) Fetishes + Reasons To Suck Face In Public
Plus, 5 Ways to Wreck Your Relationship and The Joint-Custody Dog Who Taught Me To Move On
10 Sexy, Sexy Infographics
Finally, the best love sex and relationship infographics are in one place!
Sex Mythbusters: The Sex Lives of Hasidic Jews
Yeah, that whole “sex through a hole in the sheet” thing? Not at all true.
11 Awkward and Bizarre Things About Bachelorette Parties
Am I going to be ripping my shirt off and doing body shots off Fabio, over there, or am I doing to be making golf claps while this chick opens baskets of candles and “naughty” night gowns?
4 Ways Looking for a Roommate Is Like Looking for a Boyfriend
It’s actually a good idea to pick a roommate you DON’T want to have sex with.
Not Sure If He’s Lying? Text Him To Get The Truth, Says Science
Apparently, multitasking is society’s secret truth serum.
If You Want to Live Longer, Your Next Date Should Be Over Coffee, Says Science
Kill two birds (or deaths, we guess?) with one stone.
Would You Ever Write Up a Relationship Contract?
Mark Zuckerberg’s new wife insists that the billionaire spend at least 100 minutes of alone time with her a week. Smart move, on her part!
16 Things Women Hate About Their Bodies That Men Love + 7 Signs You’re Ready For Marriage
Plus: Is it okay to have a “hall pass” if you’re in a relationship?
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