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The Brush-Up: Your Weekly Current Events Cheat Sheet

A guide to the most important political news you might’ve missed this week.

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21 Reasons He Didn’t Call

“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”

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Shiver His Timbers: 21 Sailor Pickup Lines For Fleet Week

Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.

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It’s Fleet Week! 15 Tips For Picking Up a Sailor

#12: Walk around with a rope and dejectedly say “Is there anyone here who can show me how to tie a knot?”

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Gird Your Loins, Feminists: There’s a New “Rules” Book Out

Just what the world needs, another book telling women what they aren’t allowed to do.

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10 Reasons It’s Time to Bite the Bullet and Try Online Dating (Even If You Swore You Never Would)

We know, we know, you “don’t online date,” but hear us out!

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10 Requirements You Must Meet Before You Can Set Me Up on a Blind Date

If you constantly send me links to things I’m not interested in — rather than links that make me laugh or go “oooo, ahhh” — you probably don’t know enough about me to set me up with someone compatible.

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The 13 Problems You’ll Encounter On A Dinner Date And How To Deal

I understand how these annoyances can make you feel helpless, but don’t have a hissy fit, don’t bitch out a waiter, don’t vandalize the establishment.

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4 Ways To Transition From Online To In-Person

If she talks about the future or jumps into bed without you right of the bat,you may have a clinger on your hands.

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My Girlfriend Is Convinced I’m Cheating, But I’m Not. What Should I Do?

“Every time after she pulls one of her stunts I tell myself I’ll give her one more chance, but I keep saying that.”

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Poll: Do You Have to Unfriend Your Friends’ Exes on Facebook?

If your friend breaks up with someone, are you supposed to “friend” breakup on Facebook, too?

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“Help! I Fell For a Drug User. Again.”

D.A.R.E. to keep dates off drugs.

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5 Methods for Surviving Your Younger Sibling’s Wedding When You’re Single

“Honestly, if I’m given one more stipulation on the sort of dress I’m supposed to wear to the rehearsal dinner, I swear to god: I’m going to throw a punch. I just am.”

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8 Financial Dealbreakers to Watch Out For

When it comes to financial matters, are you dating a dolt?

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6 Signs Your Date Is Interviewing You for Marriage

If he starts having you fill out life insurance forms, run and make sure all of your major organs are still inside your body.

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5 Things About Dating That Get Better with Age

Trusting my partner and knowing that we’re committed to each other also helped, as did getting over some of the self-esteem and confidence issues I dealt with in my 20s.

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Trust Me, Guys, This Is Not Why You Are Single

Buzzfeed and Glamour both recently picked up on a troubling online dating profile trend: self-proclaimed “nice” guys ranting about how girls are only interested in dating “jerks.”

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8 Do’s and Don’ts For Hitting On Your Waiter Or Waitress

“To my charming and delightful waitress: Pardon me for being so forward, but it simply must be said: You’re a stunner. And I’d love to take you out. “

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